New Year's Resolutions (but not really... but kind of...)

1. No singing in public.

*Unless Party in the USA is playing

**Change ringtone so it is not Party in the USA

2. Stop watching clips of Jim and Pam's wedding on Youtube.

*Unless bored

3. No discussing Lord of the Rings characters for more than five minutes at a time.

*Unless it is to share extremely interesting facts learned from watching the bonus features on the extended editions. Like how Aragorn broke his foot in the Two Towers while kicking the orc helmet when he comes across the pile of burning bodies and thinks Merry and Pippin are among them.

4. Stop having all interests/hobbies/likes coincide with stuffwhitepeoplelike.com. Possible solutions: listening to "Hypnotize" by Biggie on repeat or watching Scrubs and paying close attention to Turk's lingo and mannerisms.

Not ok:

Ok:

5. Limit abbreviations but expand upon gamer lingo. Totes cannot be combined with any other abbreviation (i.e. "totes hilar")

6. Stop sleeping with so many boys!