In light of the imminent change of decade, Rocky and Earl have put forth a comprehensive, inclusive, multi-faceted, innovative, ambiguous, eternal compilation of years 2000 through 2009.
2000
We turned 10.
2001
Are we ready for 9/11 jokes? Maybe not.
2002
Palindrome!
2003
Justified by Justin Timberlake.
2004
Martha Stewart goes to jail and sports the prison poncho.
2005
Release of the critically acclaimed motion picture Sky High and the debut of the sexiest play-on-words-named superhero Warren Peace.
2006
Where is the Loave? A GHS scandal rocks the nation slash suburb.
2007
"If anyone tries to tell you your singing is bad, you can come and sing to me. It makes my day brighter." James Llamas (signature encompassed by boy-heart) to Rocky in 2007 yearbook.
2008
Sweden named Best Country for Mothers.
Let's date, mate, and procreate oh eight. In Sweden.
2009
Harry and Ginny kiss and sparks fly (not).
2010?
Most kindly, the Artistic Team.
